Meghan Markle has reportedly exploded in fury after podcast titan Joe Rogan blasted her secret yacht photos with Prince Andrew on his blockbuster show, igniting a firestorm that ties her pre-royal past to royal scandals like never before. During a marathon episode, Rogan flashed grainy images—allegedly from Sarah Ferguson’s leaks—showing a young Meghan cozying up with the disgraced duke on a Mediterranean pleasure cruiser, laughing amid elite jet-setters. “Holy hell, that’s Meghan with Randy Andy—Epstein vibes much?” Rogan quipped to millions, sending #MeghanYachtAndrew viral in minutes.
This Rogan roast piles onto Meghan’s nightmare week: Ghislaine Maxwell’s prison claim that MI5 knew her “entanglements” pre-wedding, Netflix killing her Diana crash doc over France’s file block, storage unit raids unearthing wild diaries, and Doria Ragland’s tearful family secrets. The Andrew snaps, echoing Lady Colin Campbell’s bombshells and Tom Bower’s lawsuit backfires, fuel whispers of Soho House overlaps with Epstein circles—Maxwell’s web tightening. Insiders say Meghan “lost it” in a Montecito meltdown, smashing her phone amid American Riviera Orchard boycotts and *Spitting Image* puppet jabs, while Harry’s Sandringham UK stay under William’s Acting Sovereign era grows permanent.
Rogan, never one to mince words, tore into the “Duchess of Delusion,” linking it to Rob Lowe’s drone feuds, Samantha’s 1995 teen marriage reveal, and Arthur Edwards’ 85-year-old shade: “She’s the gift that keeps on giving—for us, not her brand.” Social media detonates, MAGA fans cackling at Trump-Epstein echoes, royal watchers demanding MI5 declassifications. Meghan’s camp fires off cease-and-desist threats—fresh off backfires—while Catherine’s BBC apology glow-up cements her as Firm favorite.
As Rogan’s clips rack billions, Meghan’s Hollywood dreamboat sinks fast. Will she clap back on Netflix scraps, or sue the pod king? Harry’s silence? Divorce ink drying. Podcast power 1, Duchess 0. Team Rogan roast or Meg’s rage quit?
