Megyn Kelly and Piers Morgan launch a ferocious joint takedown of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, firing back at a scathing Vanity Fair article that painted the duo as media victims amid their endless scandal spiral. The media heavyweights, in a fiery crossover rant, shred the piece as “self-pity propaganda,” exposing hypocrisies from yacht girl whispers to hidden family secrets. #KellyMorganDestroySussex blasts to 160M views, capping Meghan’s catastrophe week from nanny exposés to Toronto “proof.”
Kelly blasts: “Vanity Fair’s victim valentine ignores the avalanche—Soho schmoozes, Andrew affairs, fake kid claims!” Morgan piles on, replaying his live TV yacht deletes and Soho photo parades: “They cry privacy while chasing spotlights—Harry’s tears? Self-made!” The duo dissects the article’s “bullying” narrative, countering with Sarah Ferguson’s affair bombshell, Ghislaine Maxwell’s truths, Trevor Engelson’s hidden daughter reveal, and Tom Bower’s on-air “run but can’t hide” annihilation. Harry’s UK title-strip sobs—”I kept quiet too long”—mocked mercilessly.
## Scandal Siege Swells to Symphony
Their destruction detonates the deluge: Archie & Lilibet’s nanny secrets on chaotic Montecito life, LA Kitchen’s 10-minute staged slam and fake 7yo Lilibet, Magic Johnson’s shove with Koufax, Emma Grede’s empowerment boot, Luke Wilson parade tears, Angela Levine’s client leaks, Dior bans, As Ever returns, Joe’s family rejection, *South Park* & SNL roasts, William’s Kate shove fury, and Piers’ endless exposés. Kelly & Morgan hail Bower’s evidence as “extinction event,” with palace glee sealing decrees.
## Counterpunch or Calculated Carnage?
The Kelly-Morgan assault spotlights media wars on royal remnants, questioning if Vanity Fair’s defense dodges disasters or duo deserves digs amid credibility craters. Supporters cheer “truth tellers”; critics cry “coordinated cull.” From Dubai dunes to destroyer duos, resilience? Ravaged. Harry’s plea? Pulverized. Meghan’s mask? Mangled.
