Sussex Squad, Start Pooling Your Cash! Harry and Meghan Are Literally Auctioning Off Private Dinners With Themselves for a Jaw-Dropping $100,000 a Plate – And It’s the Ultimate Sign They’ve Hit Rock Bottom!In a move that’s left royal watchers stunned and the internet in stitches, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly selling seats at an exclusive private dinner with them for around $100,000 per person – yes, you read that right, one hundred thousand dollars just to break bread with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
The couple, who fled the royal family in 2020 citing unbearable scrutiny, have quietly partnered with luxury auction site CharityBuzz to hawk access to themselves, all in the name of fundraising for their Archewell Foundation (recently rebranded to Archewell Philanthropies). But critics are calling it a desperate cash grab, with one royal expert branding it an “unseemly” new low for the once-beloved pair.
If you’re a die-hard Sussex Squad member dreaming of rubbing elbows with your idols, better start that GoFundMe now – because this is literally Harry and Meghan monetizing their fame like never before.The bombshell revelation comes courtesy of multiple reports, kicking off with the Daily Mail’s exclusive scoop that the Sussexes have “quietly auctioned access to themselves to the highest bidder.”
Unlike typical CharityBuzz listings that flaunt celebrity meet-and-greets publicly, this dinner opportunity wasn’t advertised on the site – it was allegedly offered privately to “high rollers,” those ultra-wealthy donors who’ve shelled out big bucks for star-studded experiences in the past.
Sources close to the deal insist “people will pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to have dinner with them,” but skeptics are questioning exactly who these eager bidders are, given the couple’s plummeting popularity in recent polls.CharityBuzz, a platform that’s raised over $650 million for good causes in the last two decades, has hosted auctions with A-listers like George Clooney, Beyoncé, and Paul McCartney.
Current public offerings include a dinner with Better Call Saul’s Bob Odenkirk for a mere $10,000 or Grammy platinum tickets for $50,000 – making the Sussexes’ $100,000 price tag look downright exorbitant by comparison. A spokesperson for Archewell confirmed the partnership, stating: “We have partnered with numerous fundraising partners over the years and CharityBuzz has been one of them.”
They added that the platform previously supported a World Mental Health Day fundraiser, aligning with one of Archewell’s key focuses.But let’s be real – this feels less like noble philanthropy and more like “Rent-a-Royal.”
Royal correspondent Rupert Bell didn’t hold back, calling the price “an unseemly amount of money to probably be told a bunch of word salad if they’re giving a speech.” He added that, given the couple’s “pretty shocking” PR in recent months, it’s ridiculous anyone would fork over that much.
Online, the backlash has been brutal: One X user quipped, “I’d rather watch paint dry,” while another joked about hoping Meghan isn’t catering, referencing her much-mocked Netflix lifestyle ventures.
A third chimed in, “They’d have to pay me that much to attend,” and a fourth declared, “Might as well sell their souls at this point.”This dinner auction caps off a disastrous 2025 for Harry and Meghan, a year marked by failed rebrands, flopped projects, and endless headlines about their financial woes. Their Netflix deal reportedly crumbled, Meghan’s American Riviera Orchard jam and lifestyle brand fizzled amid criticism of being out-of-touch, and even their holiday special drew yawns.
Meanwhile, Archewell has relied heavily on anonymous mega-donors, but with giveaways topping just over £1 million last year, insiders whisper the foundation is scrambling for new revenue streams. The timely rebrand to “Archewell Philanthropies” – complete with a buzzword-laden statement about “broaden[ing] their global philanthropic efforts as a family” – smells like a desperate pivot to salvage credibility.
Critics draw unflattering parallels to past royal scandals. Remember Sarah Ferguson, Harry’s aunt, who got caught in 2010 offering access to then-Prince Andrew for £500,000? That was a career-ender. While Harry and Meghan aren’t bound by the same royal rules post-Megxit, many argue this is even tackier – commodifying their titles and personal time in a way that screams entitlement.
Reddit threads on anti-Sussex forums exploded with sarcasm: “Now H&M are LITERALLY selling themselves. I’m shocked, simply shocked!” one post read, racking up hundreds of comments mocking the idea of anyone (besides perhaps a few delusional fans) paying six figures for an evening of Sussex small talk.And who exactly is lining up to bid? Not the average fan, that’s for sure. The Sussex Squad – Meghan’s loyal online army – might defend it as innovative fundraising, but even they aren’t in the $100K bracket.
As one commenter noted, “The only people who would drool over Markle would be her sugars, and I do not think they are in that $100K a plate crowd.” Instead, it’s likely aimed at Hollywood elites or business tycoons hoping for royal connections – though given the couple’s strained ties back home and cooling Hollywood buzz, good luck filling those seats.
This isn’t the Sussexes’ first brush with monetizing access. Harry’s been dubbed “Rent-a-Prince” for paid appearances at events like exclusive seminars, while Meghan’s pushed products endlessly. But auctioning private dinners takes it to a new level of crass commercialism.
In an era where they’re preaching about mental health, compassion, and “doing good,” charging the equivalent of a luxury car for a meal feels tone-deaf – especially when much of Archewell’s “donations” reportedly cover hefty “expenses” rather than direct aid.As 2025 wraps up with Harry polo-playing in snowy Aspen (solo, naturally) and Meghan posting cozy holiday glimpses from Montecito, this dinner debacle is the perfect embarrassing cherry on top.
The couple who once vowed financial independence from the royals now seem reliant on selling their company to the highest bidder. Sussex Squad, if you’re serious about supporting your faves, time to dig deep – because at this rate, Harry and Meghan are pricing themselves out of relevance for everyone else.
One thing’s clear: This isn’t the fairy tale ending anyone expected. It’s just another chapter in the ongoing saga of the Sussexes’ fall from grace – and honestly, they’ve earned every bit of the mockery coming their way.
interesting how the childrens height and hair color changes, Charging such an absurd dinner with two drifters. If you can afford it, readers, don’t give it to a charity in need. We have too many people, adults and children not support Harry’s care of his polo horses and Meghan’s vulgar dollars she spends on designer clothes. Make your Christmas to brighten up someone’s needy life.
The Royal house must be having embarrassment thoughts and wishing they were not related. They should have removed all their titles long ago to prevent this kind of abuse of titles .Let Harry remain the simple husband with a who carries out her desires and she the loose women who draws those with a fantasy of sex with a royal. No titles, no draws.