Fashion bible *Vogue* has slammed the door on Meghan Markle while crowning Princess Catherine the undisputed “Global Style Icon of 2025,” a brutal snub highlighting the Duchess’s freefall against Kate’s regal triumph. The announcement, splashed across glossy pages, praises Catherine’s “timeless elegance and quiet power” amid her cancer recovery poise, relegating Meghan to the also-ran pile amid her scandal storm. Insiders say *Vogue* editors ghosted Meghan’s comeback pitch, opting for Kate’s red-carpet mastery and sustainable chic.

Catherine’s coronation caps a banner year: her graceful BBC apology response, steady support for William’s Acting Sovereign duties post-Charles’ historic delegation, and Balmoral bolthole vibes during his stunned Scotland dash. Her ethereal gowns and subtle tiaras embody Firm fortitude, contrasting Meghan’s chaos: Harry’s kick-out post-Soho House file shocks from storage raids, Trump’s O-1 visa deportation, Beverly Hills doctor’s pregnancy scam arrest, Tom Bower’s Lilibet surrogacy bombshell, and Trevor Engelson’s 2011 escort site leaks mocked by Piers Morgan live.
Meghan’s fashion fade accelerates: Victoria Beckham’s $10K stolen dress humiliation sparking Dior/Givenchy blacklists, Rogan’s yacht roasts with Andrew ties, Maxwell’s prison diary Epstein Island claims, The Rock’s Golden Globes snub, American Riviera Orchard boycotts, and *Spitting Image* puppet jabs. Celeb TV shade from Jimmy Carr to Wendy Williams seals it—no *Vogue* redemption for her jam jars or Netflix Diana doc flop. Harry’s “Highgrove Accord” UK permanence, Arthur Edwards’ 85-year-old takedown, Samantha’s teen marriage reveal, and Doria’s secrets bury her style story.
Social media crowns Kate supreme with #KateStyleIcon2025 trending—fans hail her “people’s princess 2.0,” Sussex holdouts rage “bias.” Fashion elite bows to Catherine’s class; Meghan’s exile deepens post-Montecito abandonment. Divorce whispers peak—kids UK-bound?